Me : Let's order a pot of tea.
Mark : But you like red tea. I like green tea. You say tomato, I say tomahto. Let's call it off.
Me : Okay. Forget it.
And that night, walking home from the bus stop:
Mark : You know, you really are handsome. Especially at night.
Me (laughing) : Ahhh. You mean in the mooooonlight?
Mark : No. I mean in the dark.
3 comments:
Hey Drew
How ya doing?
I am planning on teaching in China starting this fall.
Floods told me you have been hanging out in China for awhile.
what is your contact info.
Ben Stairs
my e-mail is bdstairs@gmail.com
Hahaha!
But if you call the whole thing off then you must part!
Did Mark intent for the second one to be a joke? If so, he is a master.
Ben! I just wrote you an e-mail.
And Justin! He absolutely did! Not only was it an awesome burn, but he totally set me up for it and I didn't even see it coming.
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