Me : Let's order a pot of tea.
Mark : But you like red tea. I like green tea. You say tomato, I say tomahto. Let's call it off.
Me : Okay. Forget it.
And that night, walking home from the bus stop:
Mark : You know, you really are handsome. Especially at night.
Me (laughing) : Ahhh. You mean in the mooooonlight?
Mark : No. I mean in the dark.